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What is it called when you're an asshole to everyone and call it equality?

shitrichcollegekidssay:

white supremacy, lol

silygrlworld:

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

If only cocks could still fly

quem foi que desenhou
QUÉRELHINHOS VOADORES
na parede do banheiro?
ãhn!? quem foi!?
ah, de boa. foram os romanos :P

silygrlworld:

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

If only cocks could still fly

quem foi que desenhou

QUÉRELHINHOS VOADORES

na parede do banheiro?

ãhn!? quem foi!?

ah, de boa. foram os romanos :P

tishue:

For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

REMEMBER KIDS THE STATUS QUO IS RACIST
Anonymous

yoisthisracist:

Lot of adults can’t process this idea either.

howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

Silvio Santos, a gente perdoa contratar o gentilli e a sherazade se tu importar essa delícia aqui, flw

shithowdy:

brilliant-smallfish:

mrchinchill:

anjael:

shardsofthekiss:

stonedocean:

nyehs:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

image

popsicles

WHAT

They’re called ice-poles in England…

which…

Isso aí é um gelinho
Sacolé é o krlho
Geladinho, qual é, véi

GELINHO

0bsidianglass:

sixpenceee:

walrusex:

fangirlingoverdemigods:

catiescutiecorner:

noplacelikedisney:

mortisia:

1. Frankenweenie (2012)2. Corpse Bride (2005)3. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) 



IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS

I’ve been cheated my whole life.

"Every story has a beginning, a middle, and an end. Not necessarily in that order." - Tim Burton.

WHAT

You’ve got to be fucking me

I AM GOINGO TO RUIN AN INTERNET THEORY WOW HOLY SHIT
Actually… not. You see, Corpse Bride happens in England, in the 1800’s. Frankenweenie happens in an american suburb and it’s set in the 50’s. TNBC happens during an unespecified place, but seems to be comtemporary with the time it was released, so must be either during or before the 90’s. So, unless the kid from frankenweenie invented time travel, decided to be an adult in the 1800’s and then became an immortal atemporal being afterwards (wih would actually be pretty cool), then no, no interconnected movieverse :p

0bsidianglass:

sixpenceee:

walrusex:

fangirlingoverdemigods:

catiescutiecorner:

noplacelikedisney:

mortisia:

1. Frankenweenie (2012)
2. Corpse Bride (2005)
3. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) 

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS

I’ve been cheated my whole life.

"Every story has a beginning, a middle, and an end. Not necessarily in that order." - Tim Burton.

WHAT

You’ve got to be fucking me

I AM GOINGO TO RUIN AN INTERNET THEORY WOW HOLY SHIT

Actually… not. You see, Corpse Bride happens in England, in the 1800’s. Frankenweenie happens in an american suburb and it’s set in the 50’s. TNBC happens during an unespecified place, but seems to be comtemporary with the time it was released, so must be either during or before the 90’s. So, unless the kid from frankenweenie invented time travel, decided to be an adult in the 1800’s and then became an immortal atemporal being afterwards (wih would actually be pretty cool), then no, no interconnected movieverse :p

radioinactivity:

The current pope called gay couples adopting kids child abuse and has openly spoken out against gay marriage so you know he’s still kind of scum so stop reblogging those fucking photosets about how great he is

wasn’t he involved in some shady stuff during Argentina’s dictatorship back in the 70’s?

ok, a quick google ressearch onto “jorge mario bergoglio” (“pope francis” and “papa franscisco” would’ve been a bit misleading :p) and both “dictadura militar, “ditadura militar” and “militar dictatorship” ando WOW :O

also he got mad once about that “jesus kissing superman” painting so there’s that

so far he seems like a shitty but surprisingly not assholey uncle at a family’s dinner party. he says unbelievable amounts of shit but he called out one of your relatives once so he looks less bad than everybody else in comparsion

blue-eyed-hanji:

cumberbuddy:

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH PHOTOBOMBING U2. THIS IS NOT A DRILL OR A MANIP. HE WINS. HE WINS IT ALL. 

how much you wanna bet Martin dared him to do it

caraio balneário camboriú, para com essa zoeira aew

blue-eyed-hanji:

cumberbuddy:

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH PHOTOBOMBING U2. THIS IS NOT A DRILL OR A MANIP. HE WINS. HE WINS IT ALL. 

how much you wanna bet Martin dared him to do it

caraio balneário camboriú, para com essa zoeira aew

firefliesandsummertime:

How flawless was Cate Blanchett’s acceptance speech? 

she mentioned woody allen in a nice way. but that was 0.625% of her speech, where she spent more time individually thanking absolutely EVERYBODY ELSE who worked on the film and showed sorority with the other actresses. so… nearly flawless? 

captainellipsis:

OKAY SO A LOT OF PEOPLE DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THIS

Back when I was in school for graphic design and I tutored people, a lot of people complained about not being able to afford software (because it is ridic expensive). Autodesk offers free software (with a 36 month license key), to ANY students. Want to learn how to animate? Go grab Maya and learn! Wanna learn how to model characters or just general objects? Go grab 3DS Max! Or maybe sculpting is your thing? Go grab Mudbox and have fun! Or grab Sculptris. There’s a fuckton of programs to mess with and learn things, and no need to go waste time on a torrent. 

The only downside to the license is it’s not for commercial use. Technically you don’t have to be a student either and really who’s gonna know but it’s a great way to practice and learn something new! You are still allowed to showoff your stuff and throw it in your portfolio, so maybe one day you can get that animating job and not have to waste 3k on one program.

All those icons in that third photo? Those are all free programs/apps you can get. They’re all full versions, and come with tutorials from basic to advanced stuff. For both Windows and Mac too. 

So go sign up and, go grab some stuff. There’s really no reason not to.

johnhoustonstockton:

just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves and then die

iamgwenslongroadhome:

halffizzbin:

hadeniikuze:

the-megs:

guruthethird:

padalurki:

isaacedlahey:

on a scale of one to (500) days of summer how much do people completely misinterpret what you’re trying to say

romeo & juliet

Fight Club

The Great Gatsby

The Bible.

"I’ll Be Watching You" by The Police.

"Born in the USA" by Springsteen 

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